X-CHR-001
REINDEERS HATE XMAS
X-CHR-002
EVEN SANTA HATES YOU
FRONT
Merry Christmas.

INSIDE
You materialistic bastard.
FRONT
It's Christmas.

INSIDE
Too bad Santa hates you.

X-CHR-003
SANTA LIKES SLUTS
X-CHR-004
YOUR STOCKING STINKS
FRONT
I heard you're on Santa's naughty list.

INSIDE
Slut.
FRONT
I know what Santa's putting in your stocking.

INSIDE
A lump of shit.

X-CHR-005
MONEY FOR NOTHING
X-CHR-006
DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW
FRONT
Happy Holidays.

INSIDE
Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.
FRONT
You remind me of a snowman.

INSIDE
Cold and heartless.
CHRISTMAS
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