X-CON-001
MISTAKE MAKER
X-CON-002
HOT SHIT
FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
You're making the biggest mistake of your life.
FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
I bet you think you're
hot shit now, don't you?
X-CON-003
LUCKY BASTARD
X-CON-004
THIS CARD IS MEAN
FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
You lucky bastard.
FRONT
I just want to say congratulations.

INSIDE
You didn't fuck up for once.
X-CON-005
YOU USUALLY FAIL
FRONT
Congrats.

INSIDE
I can't believe you actually did it.
FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
I hate you.
CONGRATULATIONS
1
CONGRATULATIONS
1