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WE'LL NEVER LAST

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Happy Anniversary.

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I give us another year, max.
X-ANN-002
SEX KITTEN

FRONT
Happy Anniversary.

INSIDE
Let's have sex.
Please.

X-ANN-003
JOKE IS ON ME

FRONT
Being with you all these years has been great.

INSIDE
Funny thing is, I was joking when I proposed.
X-ANN-004
YOU ANNOY ME

FRONT
Our anniversary is a day to celebrate our love.

INSIDE
Too bad I can't stand to look at you anymore.

X-ANN-005
OYE WITH THE POODLES

FRONT
Happy Anniversary, babe. You're great.

INSIDE
But I'm definitely better.
X-ANN-006
BRUSH YOUR TEETH

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Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true.

INSIDE
Unless your breath smells like shit.

X-ANN-007
ATTRACTIVE OPPOSITES

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I believe that opposites attract.

INSIDE
Just look. I'm awesome and you're not.
X-ANN-008
MARRIAGE SCARES ME

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The love you two share is an inspiration.

INSIDE
It inspires me to never get married.

X-ANN-009
TOGETHER FOREVER

FRONT
Happy Anniversary.

INSIDE
Showoffs.
X-ANN-010
FORGET ME NOT

FRONT
It's our anniversary.

INSIDE
And I actually remembered.
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