X-BD2-001
THE ELEPHANT FORGOT

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Happy Belated Birthday.

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I'm sorry, but you're
easy to forget.
X-BD2-002
BETTER THINGS TO DO

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Sorry that I missed your birthday.

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I was busy.

X-BD2-003
WE'RE NOT FRIENDS

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A real friend would never forget your birthday.

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Which explains why I forgot yours. We're not really friends.
X-BD2-004
SO WHAT IF I FORGOT

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I bet you think I forgot your birthday.

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I did.

X-BD2-005
DOLLAR STORE KITTEN

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I missed your birthday?

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Oh crap.
X-BD2-006
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS

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Your birthday just slipped my mind.

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I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.

X-BD2-007
SORRY BUDDY

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I'm so sorry I forgot.

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Chances are I'll forget next year too.
X-BD2-008
I WON'T KILL YOU

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I can't believe I missed your birthday.

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You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.
X-BD2-009
ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE

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I'm sorry I missed your birthday.

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I'm such an asshole.
X-BD2-010
FORGET ME NOT

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I'm sorry I missed your birthday.

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You're just not one of my priorities right now.
BELATED BIRTHDAY

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BELATED BIRTHDAY

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