X-BD1-001
BUNNIES CAN'T BE JERKS

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For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great.

INSIDE
But then I remembered that you're a jerk.
X-BD1-OO2
THAT MOUSE IS SOBER

FRONT
So you're having another birthday.

INSIDE
The way you drink, I'm surprised you made it this far.

X-BD1-003
NATALIE LIKES OWLS

FRONT
You're a real hoot.

INSIDE
Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.
X-BD1-004
MOOSETACHE

FRONT
It's your birthday.

INSIDE
So go fuck yourself.

X-BD1-005
YOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE

FRONT
Today is a special day to celebrate your life.

INSIDE
Too bad your life sucks.
X-BD1-006
SCUBBA BOOBA

FRONT
Happy Birthday.

INSIDE
I like your boobs.

X-BD1-007
HERPES AND HENS

FRONT
It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns.

INSIDE
Or maybe that's the herpes.
X-BD1-008
JERKFACE

FRONT
Happy Birthday.

INSIDE
Jerkface.

X-BD1-009
THE KOALA HATES YOU

FRONT
It's your birthday.

INSIDE
But don't expect special treatment, I don't like you that much.
X-BD1-010
PUDGY WUDGY

FRONT
It's your birthday, which means you should spoil yourself.

INSIDE
Maybe just lay off the cake. You're looking kinda pudgy.
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