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X-BD1-011
DUSTIN IS SO OLDSCHOOL FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE Holy fuck, you're old. |
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X-BD1-012
BALD PATCHES ARE FUNNY FRONT Another year older and you look great. INSIDE Except for that bald patch. |
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X-BD1-013
ENOUGH ALREADY FRONT Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. INSIDE And I'm getting sick of it. |
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X-BD1-014
FRIENDLESS LOSER FRONT I started to plan a big party for your birthday. INSIDE But there was no one to invite since you have no friends. |
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X-BD1-015
I JUST DON'T CARE FRONT Everyone keeps telling me its your birthday. INSIDE Like I'm supposed to care or something. |
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X-BD1-016
YEAH I'M HORNY FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid. |
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X-BD1-017
WHOOP DEE DOO FRONT It's your birthday. INSIDE Whoop-dee-fucking- doo. |
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X-BD1-018
I'M THE BEST FRONT I got you the best birthday gift ever. INSIDE But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it. |
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X-BD1-019
SCOOTIE HAMSTER FRONT For your birthday lets do something special. INSIDE Sex with strangers is special, right? |
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X-BD1-020
BOOBIES FRONT It must be your birthday. INSIDE I can tell because your boobs are sagging. |
