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X-BD1-021
WHAT AN ASS FRONT Another year older. INSIDE And you're still an asshole. |
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X-BD1-022
KISSING LEADS TO BABIES FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE Wanna make out? |
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X-BD1-023
OH POOP FRONT No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. INSIDE Except, maybe, a pile of crap. |
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X-BD1-024
YOUR HAIR SUCKS FRONT As your friend I really have to let you in on something. INSIDE Your haircut is ridiculous. |
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X-BD1-025
SHUT THE FUCK UP FRONT Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. INSIDE Shut the fuck up. |
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X-BD1-026
STOP GETTING OLD FRONT Every year you get older. INSIDE And every year I like you less. |
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X-BD1-027
HA, HA, YOU'RE A FUCK UP FRONT You only live once. INSIDE Too bad you already fucked up. |
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X-BD1-028
SISSY FRONT You know who loves birthday parties? INSIDE Little sissies. |
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X-BD1-029
YOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE FRONT Let's go out dancing for your birthday. INSIDE Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing. |
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X-BD1-030
DOWN WITH THE OLDIES FRONT Happy birthday to a dear old friend. INSIDE An old, old, old, old, old, old friend. |