X-BD1-021
WHAT AN ASS

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Another year older.

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And you're still an asshole.
X-BD1-022
KISSING LEADS TO BABIES

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Happy Birthday.

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Wanna make out?

X-BD1-023
OH POOP

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No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.

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Except, maybe, a pile of crap.
X-BD1-024
YOUR HAIR SUCKS

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As your friend I really have to let you in on something.

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Your haircut is ridiculous.

X-BD1-025
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Happy Birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.

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Shut the fuck up.
X-BD1-026
STOP GETTING OLD

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Every year you get older.

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And every year I like you less.

X-BD1-027
HA, HA, YOU'RE A FUCK UP

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You only live once.

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Too bad you already fucked up.
X-BD1-028
SISSY

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You know who loves birthday parties?

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Little sissies.
X-BD1-029
YOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE

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Let's go out dancing for your birthday.

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Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing.
X-BD1-030
DOWN WITH THE OLDIES

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Happy birthday to a dear old friend.

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An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.
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