X-BD1-031
SAUSI KNOX ROX

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I love birthdays.

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Well, not yours.
X-BD1-032
WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE

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I had no idea what to get you for your birthday.

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So here's a card.

X-BD1-033
AWESOME IS AWESOME

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Birthdays are awesome.

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Unless you're old.
X-BD1-034
BUST A MOVE

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Happy Birthday.

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Let's bust a move.

X-BD1-035
A FIVE DOLLAR GIFT

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This card means one thing.

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I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.
X-BD1-036
DRUNKEN LOSERS

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Hooray for your birthday.

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Let's go out and drink responsibly.

X-BD1-037
BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID

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I'm glad we're friends.

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Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.
X-BD1-038
I HATE BIRTHDAYS

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Have a happy birthday.

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Or rot in hell you old bastard.

X-BD1-039
LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE

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I baked you a cake for your birthday.

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Then I ate it.
X-BD1-040
ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD

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Congratulations on another birthday.

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At your age most people are dead.
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