X-BD1-041
COCKSUCKING BIRTHDAYS

FRONT
Make a wish and blow out your candles.

INSIDE
Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.
X-BD1-042
SHIT SISTER

FRONT
I heard it's your birthday.

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I also heard I don't give a shit.

X-BD1-043
BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO

FRONT
This birthday is a big one.

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So don't go dying on us.
X-BD1-044
OLD MAN MOUSTACHE

FRONT
It's your birthday.

INSIDE
Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.

X-BD1-045
GIMME CAKE

FRONT
Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party.

INSIDE
Now where's the cake?
X-BD1-046
SHUT UP SHITHEAD

FRONT
Happy Birthday.

INSIDE
Shithead.

X-BD1-047
HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS

FRONT
Time for another birthday.

INSIDE
Goddamn I hate these things.

X-BD1-048
BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED

FRONT
It's your birthday, huh?

INSIDE
Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.

X-BD1-049
WISH BITCH

FRONT
Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles.

INSIDE
Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.

X-BD1-050
VALUE MEAL

FRONT
Here's a birthday card.

INSIDE
Don't expect a gift. This is it.
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