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X-BD1-051
DIE BITCH DIE FRONT Happy birthday. INSIDE I hope you choke on your cake and die. |
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X-BD1-052
SMALL PENIS FRONT You always throw the best birthday parties. INSIDE Is it to make up for your small penis? |
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X-BD1-053
OLD TIMERS FRONT I can't believe it's already your birthday. INSIDE You're getting really old really fast. |
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X-BD1-054
SOMETHING BETTER FRONT Let's celebrate your special day. INSIDE Actually, nevermind. I have something better to do. |
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X-BD1-055
BEER BOOBS BABES FRONT Kids have the best birthday parties. INSIDE But they never remember the beer. |
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X-BD1-056
FUCK FRIENDS FRONT I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. INSIDE You don't have many friends so it's the least I can do. |
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X-BD1-057
SUGAR TITS FRONT For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? INSIDE You're paying. |
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X-BD1-058
SKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY FRONT This year your birthday is extra special. INSIDE So go get laid. |
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X-BD1-059
WE'RE ALL CHEAPSKATES FRONT We decided to all chip in for your birthday. INSIDE This card is pretty great, huh? |
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X-BD1-060
WHORES R US FRONT We found you an amazing birthday gift. INSIDE But somehow a two-dollar whore didn't seem appropriate. |
