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X-BD1-001
BUNNIES CAN'T BE JERKS FRONT For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great. INSIDE But then I remembered that you're a jerk. |
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X-BD1-OO2
THAT MOUSE IS SOBER FRONT So you're having another birthday. INSIDE The way you drink, I'm surprised you made it this far. |
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X-BD1-003
NATALIE LIKES OWLS FRONT You're a real hoot. INSIDE Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho. |
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X-BD1-004
MOOSETACHE FRONT It's your birthday. INSIDE So go fuck yourself. |
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X-BD1-005
YOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE FRONT Today is a special day to celebrate your life. INSIDE Too bad your life sucks. |
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X-BD1-006
SCUBBA BOOBA FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE I like your boobs. |
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X-BD1-007
HERPES AND HENS FRONT It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns. INSIDE Or maybe that's the herpes. |
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X-BD1-008
JERKFACE FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE Jerkface. |
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X-BD1-009
THE KOALA HATES YOU FRONT It's your birthday. INSIDE But don't expect special treatment, I don't like you that much. |
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X-BD1-010
PUDGY WUDGY FRONT It's your birthday, which means you should spoil yourself. INSIDE Maybe just lay off the cake. You're looking kinda pudgy. |
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X-BD1-011
DUSTIN IS SO OLDSCHOOL FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE Holy fuck, you're old. |
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X-BD1-012
BALD PATCHES ARE FUNNY FRONT Another year older and you look great. INSIDE Except for that bald patch. |
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X-BD1-013
ENOUGH ALREADY FRONT Every year on this day, we celebrate your birth. INSIDE And I'm getting sick of it. |
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X-BD1-014
FRIENDLESS LOSER FRONT I started to plan a big party for your birthday. INSIDE But there was no one to invite since you have no friends. |
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X-BD1-015
I JUST DON'T CARE FRONT Everyone keeps telling me its your birthday. INSIDE Like I'm supposed to care or something. |
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X-BD1-016
YEAH I'M HORNY FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid. |
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X-BD1-017
WHOOP DEE DOO FRONT It's your birthday. INSIDE Whoop-dee-fucking- doo. |
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X-BD1-018
I'M THE BEST FRONT I got you the best birthday gift ever. INSIDE But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it. |
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X-BD1-019
SCOOTIE HAMSTER FRONT For your birthday lets do something special. INSIDE Sex with strangers is special, right? |
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X-BD1-020
BOOBIES FRONT It must be your birthday. INSIDE I can tell because your boobs are sagging. |
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X-BD1-021
WHAT AN ASS FRONT Another year older. INSIDE And you're still an asshole. |
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X-BD1-022
KISSING LEADS TO BABIES FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE Wanna make out? |
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X-BD1-023
OH POOP FRONT No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. INSIDE Except, maybe, a pile of crap. |
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X-BD1-024
YOUR HAIR SUCKS FRONT As your friend I really have to let you in on something. INSIDE Your haircut is ridiculous. |
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X-BD1-025
SHUT THE FUCK UP FRONT Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. INSIDE Shut the fuck up. |
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X-BD1-026
STOP GETTING OLD FRONT Every year you get older. INSIDE And every year I like you less. |
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X-BD1-027
HA, HA, YOU'RE A FUCK UP FRONT You only live once. INSIDE Too bad you already fucked up. |
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X-BD1-028
SISSY FRONT You know who loves birthday parties? INSIDE Little sissies. |
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X-BD1-029
YOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE FRONT Let's go out dancing for your birthday. INSIDE Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing. |
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X-BD1-030
DOWN WITH THE OLDIES FRONT Happy birthday to a dear old friend. INSIDE An old, old, old, old, old, old friend. |
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X-BD1-031
SAUSI KNOX ROX FRONT I love birthdays. INSIDE Well, not yours. |
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X-BD1-032
WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE FRONT I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. INSIDE So here's a card. |
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X-BD1-033
AWESOME IS AWESOME FRONT Birthdays are awesome. INSIDE Unless you're old. |
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X-BD1-034
BUST A MOVE FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE Let's bust a move. |
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X-BD1-035
A FIVE DOLLAR GIFT FRONT This card means one thing. INSIDE I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you. |
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X-BD1-036
DRUNKEN LOSERS FRONT Hooray for your birthday. INSIDE Let's go out and drink responsibly. |
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X-BD1-037
BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID FRONT I'm glad we're friends. INSIDE Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something. |
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X-BD1-038
I HATE BIRTHDAYS FRONT Have a happy birthday. INSIDE Or rot in hell you old bastard. |
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X-BD1-039
LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE FRONT I baked you a cake for your birthday. INSIDE Then I ate it. |
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X-BD1-040
ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD FRONT Congratulations on another birthday. INSIDE At your age most people are dead. |
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X-BD1-041
COCKSUCKING BIRTHDAYS FRONT Make a wish and blow out your candles. INSIDE Then blow yourself. Cocksucker. |
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X-BD1-042
SHIT SISTER FRONT I heard it's your birthday. INSIDE I also heard I don't give a shit. |
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X-BD1-043
BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO FRONT This birthday is a big one. INSIDE So don't go dying on us. |
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X-BD1-044
OLD MAN MOUSTACHE FRONT It's your birthday. INSIDE Damn. You're a lot older than I thought. |
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X-BD1-045
GIMME CAKE FRONT Thanks for inviting me to your birthday party. INSIDE Now where's the cake? |
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X-BD1-046
SHUT UP SHITHEAD FRONT Happy Birthday. INSIDE Shithead. |
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X-BD1-047
HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS FRONT Time for another birthday. INSIDE Goddamn I hate these things. |
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X-BD1-048
BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED FRONT It's your birthday, huh? INSIDE Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn. |
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X-BD1-049
WISH BITCH FRONT Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. INSIDE Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough. |
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X-BD1-050
VALUE MEAL FRONT Here's a birthday card. INSIDE Don't expect a gift. This is it. |
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X-BD1-051
DIE BITCH DIE FRONT Happy birthday. INSIDE I hope you choke on your cake and die. |
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X-BD1-052
SMALL PENIS FRONT You always throw the best birthday parties. INSIDE Is it to make up for your small penis? |
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X-BD1-053
OLD TIMERS FRONT I can't believe it's already your birthday. INSIDE You're getting really old really fast. |
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X-BD1-054
SOMETHING BETTER FRONT Let's celebrate your special day. INSIDE Actually, nevermind. I have something better to do. |
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X-BD1-055
BEER BOOBS BABES FRONT Kids have the best birthday parties. INSIDE But they never remember the beer. |
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X-BD1-056
FUCK FRIENDS FRONT I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. INSIDE You don't have many friends so it's the least I can do. |
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X-BD1-057
SUGAR TITS FRONT For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? INSIDE You're paying. |
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X-BD1-058
SKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY FRONT This year your birthday is extra special. INSIDE So go get laid. |
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X-BD1-059
WE'RE ALL CHEAPSKATES FRONT We decided to all chip in for your birthday. INSIDE This card is pretty great, huh? |
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X-BD1-060
WHORES R US FRONT We found you an amazing birthday gift. INSIDE But somehow a two-dollar whore didn't seem appropriate. |
