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X-CHR-001
REINDEERS HATE XMAS FRONT Merry Christmas. INSIDE You materialistic bastard. |
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X-CHR-002
EVEN SANTA HATES YOU FRONT It's Christmas. INSIDE Too bad Santa hates you. |
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X-CHR-003
SANTA LIKES SLUTS FRONT I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE Slut. |
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X-CHR-004
YOUR STOCKING STINKS FRONT I know what Santa's putting in your stocking. INSIDE A lump of shit. |
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X-CHR-005
MONEY FOR NOTHING FRONT Happy Holidays. INSIDE Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money. |
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X-CHR-006
DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW FRONT You remind me of a snowman. INSIDE Cold and heartless. |
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X-CHR-007
FOXY CHRISTMAS FRONT Christmas is all about friends and family. INSIDE It's too bad that you don't have either. |
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X-CHR-008
CHRISTMAS CARD FRONT Season's Greetings. INSIDE You son-of-a-bitch. |
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X-CHR-009
JUST A CARD FRONT This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. INSIDE It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift. |
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X-CHR-010
FUCK CHRISTMAS FRONT It's that time of year again. INSIDE Fuck. |
