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X-CHR-011
DON'T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS FRONT I made my list I checked it twice. INSIDE And you still piss me off. |
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X-CHR-012
SANTA IS A SISSY FRONT Santa was at the mall the other day. INSIDE I punched him in the face. |
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X-CHR-013
I KNOW NITTI CARES FRONT It's Christmas. INSIDE But who the fuck cares? |
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X-CHR-014
DON'T BUY ME SOCKS FRONT I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. INSIDE It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts. |
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X-CHR-015
SEND A HUG + KISS CARD FRONT Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE And this year is no fucking different. |
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X-CHR-016
SANTA IS A PIMP FRONT I saw Santa last night. INSIDE He was banging your mom. |
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X-CHR-017
EVERYTHING IS GREEN FRONT Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE I told him to fuck off. |
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X-CHR-018
LET'S GET NAKED FRONT There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE You. Naked. |
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X-CHR-019
PARTY TIME FRONT I'm having a big Christmas party. INSIDE But you're not invited. |
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X-CHR-020
GIVE GIVE GET FRONT Christmas is all about the giving. INSIDE So give to me dammit. |
