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X-CHR-021
CHEAP CHEAP CHEEP FRONT This Christmas will prove one thing. INSIDE I'm cheap. |
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X-CHR-022
TRUE THOUGHTS FRONT I love Christmas. INSIDE Well, I love the gifts. |
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X-CHR-023
NO INSIDE MESSAGE FRONT Merry Christmas. INSIDE That's it. Merry Christmas. |
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X-CHR-024
CHRISTMAS IS BUM DIGGITY FRONT Merry Christmas. INSIDE What did you get me? |
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X-CHR-025
FAT BASTARD FRONT Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. INSIDE That fat bastard. |
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X-CHR-026
CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME FRONT It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE It's fucking awesome. |
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X-CHR-027
CREEPY MCCREEPERSON FRONT He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. INSIDE He must be stalking you. |
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X-CHR-028
FUCK ME SANTA FRONT Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. |
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X-CHR-029
HO HO HO FRONT I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh. |
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X-CHR-030
SANTA IS A BADASS FRONT Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE That bitch had it coming. |
