X-CHR-025
FAT BASTARD

FRONT
Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out.

INSIDE
That fat bastard.
X-CHR-026
CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME

FRONT
It's true what they say about Christmas.

INSIDE
It's fucking awesome.

X-CHR-027
CREEPY MCCREEPERSON

FRONT
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

INSIDE
He must be stalking you.
X-CHR-028
FUCK ME SANTA

FRONT
Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house.

INSIDE
I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.
X-CHR-029
HO HO HO

FRONT
I waited up all night to see Santa.

INSIDE
He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.
X-CHR-030
SANTA IS A BADASS

FRONT
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again.

INSIDE
That bitch had it coming.
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