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X-CHR-001
REINDEERS HATE XMAS FRONT Merry Christmas. INSIDE You materialistic bastard. |
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X-CHR-002
EVEN SANTA HATES YOU FRONT It's Christmas. INSIDE Too bad Santa hates you. |
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X-CHR-003
SANTA LIKES SLUTS FRONT I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE Slut. |
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X-CHR-004
YOUR STOCKING STINKS FRONT I know what Santa's putting in your stocking. INSIDE A lump of shit. |
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X-CHR-005
MONEY FOR NOTHING FRONT Happy Holidays. INSIDE Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money. |
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X-CHR-006
DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW FRONT You remind me of a snowman. INSIDE Cold and heartless. |
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X-CHR-007
FOXY CHRISTMAS FRONT Christmas is all about friends and family. INSIDE It's too bad that you don't have either. |
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X-CHR-008
CHRISTMAS CARD FRONT Season's Greetings. INSIDE You son-of-a-bitch. |
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X-CHR-009
JUST A CARD FRONT This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. INSIDE It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift. |
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X-CHR-010
FUCK CHRISTMAS FRONT It's that time of year again. INSIDE Fuck. |
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X-CHR-011
DON'T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS FRONT I made my list I checked it twice. INSIDE And you still piss me off. |
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X-CHR-012
SANTA IS A SISSY FRONT Santa was at the mall the other day. INSIDE I punched him in the face. |
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X-CHR-013
I KNOW NITTI CARES FRONT It's Christmas. INSIDE But who the fuck cares? |
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X-CHR-014
DON'T BUY ME SOCKS FRONT I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. INSIDE It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts. |
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X-CHR-015
SEND A HUG + KISS CARD FRONT Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE And this year is no fucking different. |
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X-CHR-016
SANTA IS A PIMP FRONT I saw Santa last night. INSIDE He was banging your mom. |
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X-CHR-017
EVERYTHING IS GREEN FRONT Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE I told him to fuck off. |
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X-CHR-018
LET'S GET NAKED FRONT There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE You. Naked. |
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X-CHR-019
PARTY TIME FRONT I'm having a big Christmas party. INSIDE But you're not invited. |
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X-CHR-020
GIVE GIVE GET FRONT Christmas is all about the giving. INSIDE So give to me dammit. |
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X-CHR-021
CHEAP CHEAP CHEEP FRONT This Christmas will prove one thing. INSIDE I'm cheap. |
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X-CHR-022
TRUE THOUGHTS FRONT I love Christmas. INSIDE Well, I love the gifts. |
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X-CHR-023
NO INSIDE MESSAGE FRONT Merry Christmas. INSIDE That's it. Merry Christmas. |
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X-CHR-024
CHRISTMAS IS BUM DIGGITY FRONT Merry Christmas. INSIDE What did you get me? |
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X-CHR-025
FAT BASTARD FRONT Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. INSIDE That fat bastard. |
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X-CHR-026
CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME FRONT It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE It's fucking awesome. |
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X-CHR-027
CREEPY MCCREEPERSON FRONT He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. INSIDE He must be stalking you. |
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X-CHR-028
FUCK ME SANTA FRONT Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. |
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X-CHR-029
HO HO HO FRONT I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh. |
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X-CHR-030
SANTA IS A BADASS FRONT Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. INSIDE That bitch had it coming. |
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X-CHR-031
SANTA'S SHIT STINKS FRONT Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. |
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X-CHR-032
BIG BUTT MAMA FRONT Have you ever seen Mrs. Claus? INSIDE I'd hit that. |
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X-CHR-033
FUCK YOU FUCKER FRONT It's Christmas time. INSIDE Fuck you and fuck your family. |
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X-CHR-034
CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS FRONT I love elves. INSIDE Those little fuckers know how to party. |
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X-CHR-035
ASS FACE FRONT Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE Get your head out your ass. He's not real. |
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X-CHR-036
REAR END HER FRONT Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. INSIDE She lets him do it up the ass. |
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X-CHR-037
RUDY RUDY RUDY FRONT Rudolph is the best. INSIDE He has a really big dick. |
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X-CHR-038
BEARD POWER FRONT I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. INSIDE I always knew she was a whore. |
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X-CHR-039
SNATCH SNIFFER SANTA FRONT I love Santa. INSIDE He makes my panties wet. |
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X-CHR-040
FUCK FEST FRONT Let's go to the north pole. INSIDE I hear the orgies are insane. |
