X-CON-001
MISTAKE MAKER

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
You're making the biggest mistake of your life.
X-CON-002
HOT SHIT

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
I bet you think you're
hot shit now, don't you?

X-CON-003
LUCKY BASTARD

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
You lucky bastard.
X-CON-004
THIS CARD IS MEAN

FRONT
I just want to say congratulations.

INSIDE
You didn't fuck up for once.

X-CON-005
YOU USUALLY FAIL

FRONT
Congrats.

INSIDE
I can't believe you actually did it.
X-CON-006
I'M JUST JEALOUS

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
I hate you.

X-CON-007
JUST SAY NO

FRONT
Let's go celebrate.

INSIDE
I'll get the hookers.
You get the blow.
X-CON-008
YOU NORMALLY SUCK

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
You've finally impressed me.

X-CON-009
I'M BETTER THAN YOU

FRONT
Congrats.

INSIDE
You think you're better than me?

X-CON-010
ATTENTION SEEKING DOG

FRONT
Congratulations. You did it.

INSIDE
Big fucking deal.
CONGRATULATIONS

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CONGRATULATIONS

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