X-FAT-001
WORMS CAN'T BE DADS

FRONT
Happy Father's Day.

INSIDE
Prick.
X-FAT-002
ARROGANT APES

FRONT
You've taught me so much dad.

INSIDE
Like how to be an arrogant asshole.

X-FAT-003
FIXING MY LIFE

FRONT
It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for.

INSIDE
Like ruining my life.
X-FAT-004
I'M SUPER AWESOME

FRONT
You did a great job raising me, dad.

INSIDE
But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.

X-FAT-005
I WAS A MISTAKE

FRONT
Thank you dad.

INSIDE
I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.
X-FAT-006
YOU SUFFOCATE ME

FRONT
Living away from you has taught me one thing.

INSIDE
You were suffocating me.

X-FAT-007
I HATE MYSELF

FRONT
Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today.

INSIDE
I hate myself.
X-FAT-008
GOLFING AWAY THE PAIN

FRONT
Every year I become more and more like you.

INSIDE
And I hate it. Happy Father's Day.

X-FAT-009
EVERYBODY FARTS

FRONT
Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson.

INSIDE
When I fart I blame it on someone else.
X-FAT-010
DAD VS MOM

FRONT
I love you dad.

INSIDE
But I love mom more.
FATHER'S DAY

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FATHER'S DAY

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