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X-FAT-011
OLD AGE HOME FRONT Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. INSIDE Because next year I'm putting you in a home. |
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X-FAT-012
FATHERLY LOVE FRONT I love you dad. INSIDE Even if you don't love me. |
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X-FAT-013
MOMMY ISSUES FRONT I love you dad. INSIDE But where's my mommy? |
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X-FAT-014
LITTLE BRAT FRONT Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. INSIDE We both know your little brat won't get you anything. |
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X-FAT-015
NEVER REGRET FRONT It's your first Father's Day. INSIDE Regretting it yet? |
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X-FAT-016
BAD DADDY FRONT Congratulations on your first Father's Day. INSIDE You're doing a terrible job. |
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X-FAT-017
FATHER BY MARRIAGE FRONT You're the best father-in-law ever. INSIDE Just kidding. I hate you. |
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X-FAT-018
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD FRONT Father-In-Laws deserve cards too. INSIDE Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me. |
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X-FAT-019
MY GRANDPA IS THE BEST FRONT Not everyone gives their grandpa a Father's Day card. INSIDE Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even. |
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X-FAT-020
BACK OFF PRICK FRONT You're the best dad ever. INSIDE Even if you won't get off my back. |
