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X-FAT-001
WORMS CAN'T BE DADS FRONT Happy Father's Day. INSIDE Prick. |
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X-FAT-002
ARROGANT APES FRONT You've taught me so much dad. INSIDE Like how to be an arrogant asshole. |
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X-FAT-003
FIXING MY LIFE FRONT It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. INSIDE Like ruining my life. |
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X-FAT-004
I'M SUPER AWESOME FRONT You did a great job raising me, dad. INSIDE But I wouldn't be so proud of the others. |
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X-FAT-005
I WAS A MISTAKE FRONT Thank you dad. INSIDE I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway. |
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X-FAT-006
YOU SUFFOCATE ME FRONT Living away from you has taught me one thing. INSIDE You were suffocating me. |
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X-FAT-007
I HATE MYSELF FRONT Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. INSIDE I hate myself. |
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X-FAT-008
GOLFING AWAY THE PAIN FRONT Every year I become more and more like you. INSIDE And I hate it. Happy Father's Day. |
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X-FAT-009
EVERYBODY FARTS FRONT Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. INSIDE When I fart I blame it on someone else. |
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X-FAT-010
DAD VS MOM FRONT I love you dad. INSIDE But I love mom more. |
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X-FAT-011
OLD AGE HOME FRONT Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. INSIDE Because next year I'm putting you in a home. |
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X-FAT-012
FATHERLY LOVE FRONT I love you dad. INSIDE Even if you don't love me. |
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X-FAT-013
MOMMY ISSUES FRONT I love you dad. INSIDE But where's my mommy? |
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X-FAT-014
LITTLE BRAT FRONT Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. INSIDE We both know your little brat won't get you anything. |
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X-FAT-015
NEVER REGRET FRONT It's your first Father's Day. INSIDE Regretting it yet? |
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X-FAT-016
BAD DADDY FRONT Congratulations on your first Father's Day. INSIDE You're doing a terrible job. |
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X-FAT-017
FATHER BY MARRIAGE FRONT You're the best father-in-law ever. INSIDE Just kidding. I hate you. |
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X-FAT-018
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD FRONT Father-In-Laws deserve cards too. INSIDE Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me. |
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X-FAT-019
MY GRANDPA IS THE BEST FRONT Not everyone gives their grandpa a Father's Day card. INSIDE Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even. |
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X-FAT-020
BACK OFF PRICK FRONT You're the best dad ever. INSIDE Even if you won't get off my back. |
