X-FRI-011
FREAK SHOW

FRONT
I've never met anyone quite like you.

INSIDE
And I hope I never have to again. Freak.
X-FRI-012
VAGINA POWER

FRONT
Have you heard the news?

INSIDE
My vagina is awesome.

X-FRI-013
MOM I'D LIKE TO FUCK

FRONT
I don't know what I'd do without you.

INSIDE
I'd probably start fucking your mom.
X-FRI-014
PART TIME FRIEND

FRONT
You are so fun to be around.

INSIDE
Most of the time anyway.

X-FRI-015
DONKEY LOVERS

FRONT
I enjoy spending time with you.

INSIDE
It feels good to do charity work.
X-FRI-016
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

FRONT
You're like family to me.

INSIDE
But that doesn't stop me from wanting to bang you.

X-FRI-017
HIGHLY OVERRATED

FRONT
Everyone loves you.

INSIDE
I don't know why.
X-FRI-018
YOU ARE A WHORE

FRONT
Hello.

INSIDE
Whore.

X-FRI-019
RAD BAD SAD FAD

FRONT
I'm glad we get along.

INSIDE
But how could we not? We're fucking rad.
X-FRI-020
CALL ME CALL ME CALL ME

FRONT
Hey friend.

INSIDE
Did you lose my number? Jerk.
FRIENDSHIP

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FRIENDSHIP

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