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X-FRI-001
VIVA PUFF BPA FRONT You're always the life of the party. INSIDE But I think you're an alcoholic. |
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X-FRI-002
BILLY WOULD FRONT Being around you is always a pleasure. INSIDE But I'm glad I don't see you very often. |
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X-FRI-003
EIKCAM BUTTPUNCH FRONT I know we'll be friends forever. INSIDE Though I should tell you now... I don't like you that much. |
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X-FRI-004
DRU'S IDENTITY FRONT You've given me a lot of great advice over the years. INSIDE Now here's a piece for you... stop telling me what to do. |
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X-FRI-005
BLACK DROP FRONT I couldn't ask for a friend better than you. INSIDE Believe me. I've tried. |
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X-FRI-006
PRETTY PENNIE FRONT Your smile makes me smile. INSIDE Cuz you look like a fucking goof. |
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X-FRI-007
TOO MUCH LEMONADE FRONT I knew we'd be friends the first time we met. INSIDE And now I hate your guts. |
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X-FRI-008
FIBRE MANIPULATOR FRONT Hey friend. INSIDE Fuck off. |
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X-FRI-009
HAMBURGER DISCO FRONT Remember that game spin the bottle? INSIDE If my spin pointed to you I'd barf. |
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X-FRI-010
SUBLIME STONER FRONT We should hang out more often. INSIDE So put down the bong and let's get together. |
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X-FRI-011
FREAK SHOW FRONT I've never met anyone quite like you. INSIDE And I hope I never have to again. Freak. |
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X-FRI-012
VAGINA POWER FRONT Have you heard the news? INSIDE My vagina is awesome. |
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X-FRI-013
MOM I'D LIKE TO FUCK FRONT I don't know what I'd do without you. INSIDE I'd probably start fucking your mom. |
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X-FRI-014
PART TIME FRIEND FRONT You are so fun to be around. INSIDE Most of the time anyway. |
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X-FRI-015
DONKEY LOVERS FRONT I enjoy spending time with you. INSIDE It feels good to do charity work. |
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X-FRI-016
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS FRONT You're like family to me. INSIDE But that doesn't stop me from wanting to bang you. |
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X-FRI-017
HIGHLY OVERRATED FRONT Everyone loves you. INSIDE I don't know why. |
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X-FRI-018
YOU ARE A WHORE FRONT Hello. INSIDE Whore. |
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X-FRI-019
RAD BAD SAD FAD FRONT I'm glad we get along. INSIDE But how could we not? We're fucking rad. |
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X-FRI-020
CALL ME CALL ME CALL ME FRONT Hey friend. INSIDE Did you lose my number? Jerk. |
