X-GET-001
MAKE ME DINNER

FRONT
I hope you're out of
the hospital soon.

INSIDE
I need someone to
make me dinner.
X-GET-002
ERIC, DON'T BREAK BONES

FRONT
I heard what happened.

INSIDE
Wow, you just can't do anything right.

X-GET-003
THE PRETENDERS

FRONT
I heard you aren't feeling well.

INSIDE
And I know you're pretending.
X-GET-004
GLAD ITS NOT ME

FRONT
I'm sorry you're not feeling well.

INSIDE
But better you than me.

X-GET-005
ONLY LOSERS GET SICK

FRONT
You're in the hospital?

INSIDE
Loser.
X-GET-006
WATCH LETTERMAN

FRONT
They say laughter is the best medicine.

INSIDE
Too bad you don't have a sense of humour.

X-GET-007
SICK BASTARD

FRONT
Hope you feel better soon.

INSIDE
You sick bastard.
X-GET-008
HERE IS A CARD

FRONT
Get well soon.

INSIDE
Or else.

X-GET-009
CRY BABY

FRONT
Not feeling well?

INSIDE
Boo-frickin-who.
X-GET-010
OWLS ARE LITTLE PUSSIES

FRONT
Get well soon.

INSIDE
Or stop your whining.
GET WELL

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GET WELL

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