X-GBY-001
DON'T COME BACK

FRONT
I heard you're leaving.

INSIDE
I hope you never come back.
X-GBY-002
I MISS YOU BEARY MUCH

FRONT
Keep in touch.

INSIDE
Or else.

X-GBY-003
MR. SMITH IS LEAVING

FRONT
I guess this is goodbye.

INSIDE
It's about fucking time.
X-GBY-004
OSTRICHES ARE COOL

FRONT
Are you really leaving?

INSIDE
Good. You were bugging me.

X-GBY-005
WHORE AY HOORAY

FRONT
I heard you're leaving.

INSIDE
Hooray.
X-GBY-006
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE

FRONT
A little birdie told me that you're leaving.

INSIDE
Good riddance.

X-GBY-007
GET OUTTA HERE

FRONT
Bye.

INSIDE
I thought you'd never leave.
X-GBY-008
BLOW ME

FRONT
You're leaving?

INSIDE
That blows.

X-GBY-009
SEE YA

FRONT
I hate goodbyes.

INSIDE
I also hate you. So see ya.
X-GBY-010
BOOTY CALL ME

FRONT
I have a big problem with you leaving.

INSIDE
You'll be too far away for a booty call.
GOODBYE

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GOODBYE

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