X-GOO-001
BOY OH BOY

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Good luck.

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Boy, do you need it.
X-GOO-002
FREE MOUSTACHE RIDES

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I wish you the best of luck.

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Even though you don't deserve it.

X-GOO-003
YOU SUCK

FRONT
You'll do great.
Just remember one thing.

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Don't be yourself.
X-GOO-004
BREAK YOUR FACE

FRONT
Best wishes, good luck, break a leg.

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Actually, break both legs, an elbow, and a couple of ribs.

X-GOO-005
YOU CAN'T DO IT

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Good luck. You can do it.

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Actually, you probably can't.

X-GOO-006
FAMILY TIES

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I believe in you.

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That's because we're family and I have to.

X-GOO-007
HELP ME HELP YOU

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Here's a card to wish you good luck.

INSIDE
You need all the help you can get.

X-GOO-008
SUCK MY BLUE BALLS

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Good luck. You can do it.

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If not, you suck.

X-GOO-009
SARCASM RULES

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You'll do awesome.

INSIDE
Yes, that's sarcasm.

X-GOO-010
COWS ARE TWERPS

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Good luck.

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You little twerp.
GOODLUCK

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GOODLUCK

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