X-GRA-001
DOGS ARE STUPID

FRONT
You've officially graduated.

INSIDE
It's about fucking time.
X-GRA-002
LIFE AIN'T EASY

FRONT
Celebrate this day.

INSIDE
It only goes downhill from here.

X-GRA-003
NERDS ARE SMART

FRONT
Congratulations on graduating.

INSIDE
Nerd.
X-GRA-004
NO MORE TEACHERS

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
Took you long enough.

X-GRA-005
SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
I guess you're not an idiot after all.

X-GRA-006
SHIP OUT SHITHEAD

FRONT
We're so proud of you.

INSIDE
Now you know the drill. Start packing.

X-GRA-007
DUMBASS MORON

FRONT
I'm proud of you.

INSIDE
But then again, what kind of moron can't graduate?

X-GRA-008
PENIS FOR BRAINS

FRONT
You graduated.

INSIDE
I thought you could only think with your penis.

X-GRA-009
NO OPTIONS FOR LOSERS

FRONT
You finished school.

INSIDE
Now what?

X-GRA-010
SHIT STICK

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
So you don't have shit for brains.
GRADUATION

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GRADUATION

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