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X-LOV-001
CUPCAKES MAKE YOU FAT FRONT You're just like a cupcake. You're sweet... INSIDE And too much of you makes me sick. |
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X-LOV-002
KANGAROOS HATE TALKING FRONT I love you... INSIDE When you're not talking. |
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X-LOV-003
CHAUVINISTIC PIG FRONT There isn't anything that I love more than you, babe. INSIDE Except for your sister. |
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X-LOV-004
CHAUVINISTIC PIGLETTE FRONT There isn't anything that I love more than you, babe. INSIDE Except for your brother. |
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X-LOV-005
I LOVE DOUCHEBAGS FRONT I love you. INSIDE Even though you are a douchebag. |
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X-LOV-006
FARTS ARE NOT SEXY FRONT I love you. INSIDE But you fart in your sleep. |
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X-LOV-007
WHINY LITTLE BITCHES FRONT Do you know how much I love you? INSIDE Good. Then shut up. |
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X-LOV-008
GUMMIE WORMS FRONT I love you. INSIDE Not. |
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X-LOV-009
SMOOCHIE FRONT Kiss me. INSIDE Now bitch. |
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X-LOV-010
BOOB IS A FUNNY WORD FRONT I love you. INSIDE So show me your boobs. |
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X-LOV-011
DOCTOR OF LOVE FRONT My heart skips a beat every time I see you. INSIDE Do you think I'm dying? |
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X-LOV-012
BATTERY POWERED LOVE FRONT Love is powerful. INSIDE So are vibrators. |
