X-LOV-001
CUPCAKES MAKE YOU FAT

FRONT
You're just like a cupcake. You're sweet...

INSIDE
And too much of you makes me sick.
X-LOV-002
KANGAROOS HATE TALKING

FRONT
I love you...

INSIDE
When you're not talking.

X-LOV-003
CHAUVINISTIC PIG

FRONT
There isn't anything that I love more than you, babe.

INSIDE
Except for your sister.
X-LOV-004
CHAUVINISTIC PIGLETTE

FRONT
There isn't anything that I love more than you, babe.

INSIDE
Except for your brother.
X-LOV-005
I LOVE DOUCHEBAGS

FRONT
I love you.

INSIDE
Even though you are a douchebag.
X-LOV-006
FARTS ARE NOT SEXY

FRONT
I love you.

INSIDE
But you fart in your sleep.
LOVE

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LOVE

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