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X-MOT-001
WORMS CAN'T BE MOMS FRONT Happy Mother's Day. INSIDE Bitch. |
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X-MOT-002
CONSTANT NAG APE FRONT You've taught me so much mom. INSIDE Like how to nag. |
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X-MOT-003
FIXING MY LIFE FRONT This Mother's Day I have so much to thank you for. INSIDE Like ruining my life. |
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X-MOT-004
I'M SUPER AWESOME FRONT You did a great job raising me, mom. INSIDE But I wouldn't be so proud of the others. |
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X-MOT-005
I WAS A MISTAKE FRONT Thank you mom. INSIDE I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway. |
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X-MOT-006
YOU SUFFOCATE ME FRONT Living away from you has taught me one thing. INSIDE You were suffocating me. Happy Mother's Day. |
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X-MOT-007
I HATE MYSELF FRONT Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. INSIDE I hate myself. |
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X-MOT-008
KNITTING AWAY THE PAIN FRONT Every year I become more and more like you. INSIDE And I hate it. Happy Mother's Day. |
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X-MOT-009
ROBOTS DON'T HAVE EARS FRONT Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. INSIDE Too bad I wasn't listening. |
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X-MOT-010
MOM VS. DAD FRONT I love you mom. INSIDE But I love dad more. |
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X-MOT-011
OLD AGE HOME FRONT Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. INSIDE Because next year I'm putting you in a home. |
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X-MOT-012
MOTHERLY LOVE FRONT I love you mom. INSIDE Even if you don't love me. |
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X-MOT-013
DADDY ISSUES FRONT I love you mom. INSIDE But where's my daddy? |
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X-MOT-014
LITTLE BRAT FRONT Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I should get you a card. INSIDE We both know your little brat won't get you anything. |
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X-MOT-015
NEVER REGRET FRONT It's your first Mother's Day. INSIDE Regretting it yet? |
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X-MOT-016
BAD MOMMY FRONT Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. INSIDE You're doing a terrible job. |
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X-MOT-017
MOTHER BY MARRIAGE FRONT You're the best mother-in-law ever. INSIDE Just kidding. I hate you. |
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X-MOT-018
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM FRONT Mother-in-laws deserve cards too. INSIDE Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me. |
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X-MOT-019
MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST FRONT Not everyone gives their grandma a Mother's Day card. INSIDE Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even. |
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X-MOT-020
BACK OFF BITCH FRONT You're the best mom ever. INSIDE Even if you won't get off my back. |
