X-BAB-001
UGLY BABY SHEEP

FRONT
I can't wait to see your new baby.

INSIDE
I hear its real ugly.
X-BAB-002
STROLLER BOY

FRONT
Congratulations on your new baby.

INSIDE
Do you know who the daddy is?

X-BAB-003
STROLLER GIRL

FRONT
Congratulations on your new baby.

INSIDE
Do you know who the daddy is?
X-BAB-004
YOU GOT KNOCKED UP

FRONT
I heard you got knocked up.

INSIDE
Congratulations.
I guess.

X-BAB-005
SOMETIMES ITS FAT

FRONT
You have a bun in the oven?

INSIDE
I thought you were
just fat.
X-BAB-006
CAN'T BUY ME LOVE

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
Now you finally have
someone to love you.

X-BAB-007
OH BABY BABY

FRONT
So you're having a baby?

INSIDE
Oh shit. Is it mine?
X-BAB-008
I KNOW DODGE IS CUTE

FRONT
Babies are great.

INSIDE
Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.

X-BAB-009
I BET ITS PRETTY GROSS

FRONT
Word on the street is that you're having a baby.

INSIDE
Gross.
X-BAB-010
HURTS LIKE A BITCH

FRONT
Bringing a new life into the world is a beautiful thing.

INSIDE
But it hurts like a bitch.
NEW BABY

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NEW BABY

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