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X-BAB-001
UGLY BABY SHEEP FRONT I can't wait to see your new baby. INSIDE I hear its real ugly. |
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X-BAB-002
STROLLER BOY FRONT Congratulations on your new baby. INSIDE Do you know who the daddy is? |
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X-BAB-003
STROLLER GIRL FRONT Congratulations on your new baby. INSIDE Do you know who the daddy is? |
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X-BAB-004
YOU GOT KNOCKED UP FRONT I heard you got knocked up. INSIDE Congratulations. I guess. |
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X-BAB-005
SOMETIMES ITS FAT FRONT Your baby is going to be the cutest. INSIDE Not very smart. But definitely cute. |
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X-BAB-006
CAN'T BUY ME LOVE FRONT Congratulations. INSIDE Now you finally have someone to love you. |
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X-BAB-007
OH BABY BABY FRONT So you're having a baby? INSIDE Oh shit. Is it mine? |
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X-BAB-008
I KNOW DODGE IS CUTE FRONT Babies are great. INSIDE Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. |
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X-BAB-009
I BET ITS PRETTY GROSS FRONT Word on the street is that you're having a baby. INSIDE Gross. |
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X-BAB-010
HURTS LIKE A BITCH FRONT Bringing a new life into the world is a beautiful thing. INSIDE But it hurts like a bitch. |
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X-BAB-011
IT'S A BOY FRONT It's a boy. INSIDE Or is it? |
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X-BAB-012
IT'S A GIRL FRONT It's a girl. INSIDE Or is it? |
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X-BAB-013
THIS IS TARA'S BABY CARD FRONT I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. INSIDE You don't want any of those little buggers getting in. |
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X-BAB-014
BABY ELEPHANT SHIT FRONT I love babies. INSIDE But they poo a lot. |
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X-BAB-015
BABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS FRONT I'm so excited that you're having a baby. INSIDE Because I sure as hell don't want one. |
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X-BAB-016
GREEDY BABY MACHINES FRONT Twins. INSIDE One wasn't enough? |
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X-BAB-017
TWICE THE TROUBLE FRONT You're having twins? INSIDE Holy fuck. |
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X-BAB-018
PANTIES FRONT Pregnant? INSIDE I knew you couldn't keep your panties on. |
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X-BAB-019
ONLY SLUTS HAVE BABIES FRONT You're having another baby. INSIDE Slut. |
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X-BAB-020
SAFETY FIRST FRONT I heard you're expecting. INSIDE I guess you don't believe in safe sex. |
