X-HOM-001
WE'LL NEVER LAST

FRONT
Congratulations on your new home.

INSIDE
Looks like a real fixer upper.
X-HOM-002
FORTY AND MOVING OUT

FRONT
So you have a new home.

INSIDE
That's great. Your parents were getting sick of you.

X-HOM-003
DUMPITY DUMP DUMP

FRONT
Having a new home must be nice.

INSIDE
Your old place was a dump.
X-HOM-004
BIRDS HAVE HOUSES TOO

FRONT
Your new house is great.

INSIDE
But mine is better.

X-HOM-005
I DON'T PAY RENT

FRONT
Congratulations on a beautiful new home.

INSIDE
When can I move in?
X-HOM-006
WINSOME HEROES

FRONT
What a beautiful new home.

INSIDE
Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.

X-HOM-007
MORTGAGE SMORTGAGE

FRONT
What a great house.

INSIDE
Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.
X-HOM-008
FRIENDS WITH TRUCKS

FRONT
You got a new house?

INSIDE
I'm not helping you move.

X-HOM-009
SWEDISH MEATBALLS

FRONT
You have a beautiful new home.

INSIDE
But your furniture sucks.
X-HOM-010
INDEPENDENT PENGUIN

FRONT
Congrats on your new place.

INSIDE
Are you sure you can afford it?
NEW HOME

1
NEW HOME

1