X-JOB-001
ALWAYS ON TOP

FRONT
I heard you got a promotion.

INSIDE
Way to sleep your way to the top.
X-JOB-002
I SECRETLY HATE YOU

FRONT
You really deserved that promotion.

INSIDE
But I deserved it more.

X-JOB-003
ONLY CHOICE

FRONT
I heard you got that job.

INSIDE
I guess no one else applied.
X-JOB-004
YOU BLOW EVERYTHING

FRONT
Congratulations on your new job.

INSIDE
Don't blow it.

X-JOB-005
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

FRONT
Congrats on the new position.

INSIDE
I thought you could only do missionary.

X-JOB-006
WHORE CEO

FRONT
Heard you got a new job.

INSIDE
So is hooking just a part-time thing now?

X-JOB-007
YOU SUCK BALLS

FRONT
What a great new job.

INSIDE
You'll be fired in no time.

X-JOB-008
DRUGS ARE BAD

FRONT
That's great news about the job.

INSIDE
I thought you'd fail the drug test.

X-JOB-009
GIMME YOUR MONEY

FRONT
You got the job.

INSIDE
Now you can pay me back.

X-JOB-010
RETARDED BLACK SHEEP

FRONT
What a great new job.

INSIDE
I didn't know they hired retards.
NEW JOB

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NEW JOB

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