X-RET-001
BEER BELLY BUTTON

FRONT
It's time to retire, huh?

INSIDE
What from? Sitting on the couch?
X-RET-002
SETTLE DOWN MAN

FRONT
You've finally retired.

INSIDE
I guess that leaves more time for
whoring around.

X-RET-003
JOBLESS LOSER

FRONT
Wow, so you're retiring.

INSIDE
I didn't even know you had a job.
X-RET-004
TOO OLD TO RETIRE

FRONT
Finally retiring?

INSIDE
Shouldn't you have done that years ago?

X-RET-005
TOO OLD TO WORK

FRONT
I heard you're retiring.

INSIDE
Finally admitting you're too old?
X-RET-006
SOON IT WILL ALL END

FRONT
Retirement is an important step in a person's life.

INSIDE
It's also the last step before death.

X-RET-007
SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS

FRONT
Congrats on your retirement.

INSIDE
Work is for suckers anyway.

X-RET-008
OUT OF YOUR MIND

FRONT
I heard you retired.

INSIDE
Are you out of your fucking mind?

X-RET-009
I WANT YOU GONE

FRONT
It's great that you're retiring.

INSIDE
I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.

X-RET-010
SHITTY ATTITUDE

FRONT
I'm happy to hear that you're retiring.

INSIDE
Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.
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