X-SOR-001
BEARS DESERVE IT

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I'm sorry.

INSIDE
But you deserved it.
X-SOR-002
HIPPOS PLAY GUITAR

FRONT
I'm sorry.

INSIDE
That it didn't happen sooner.

X-SOR-003
RIGHT ALL THE TIME

FRONT
I must say, I'm really sorry.

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It must piss you off that I'm always right.
X-SOR-004
ASKING FOR TROUBLE

FRONT
I'm really sorry.

INSIDE
But you asked for it.

X-SOR-005
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN

FRONT
I'm sorry.

INSIDE
It was an accident.
X-SOR-006
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

FRONT
My sincerest apologies.

INSIDE
I didn't think you'd catch me.

X-SOR-007
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

FRONT
I'm sorry.

INSIDE
But you were a real ass.

X-SOR-008
CRY BABY

FRONT
I have to apologize.

INSIDE
I didn't know you'd be such a baby.

X-SOR-009
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

FRONT
I'm so sorry. It will never happen again.

INSIDE
Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.

X-SOR-010
JERK STORE

FRONT
We're sorry.

INSIDE
We know we're jerks.
SORRY

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SORRY

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