X-THA-001
TRY OR DIE

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Thanks.

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At least you tried.
X-THA-002
YOU'RE THE BEST

FRONT
Thanks. You're the best.

INSIDE
Well, second best.

X-THA-003
THROW IT IN MY FACE

FRONT
Thank you.

INSIDE
There. I said it.
X-THA-004
YOU'RE STILL A DOUCHE

FRONT
Thanks.

INSIDE
Douchebag.

X-THA-005
I OWN YOU

FRONT
Thanks.

INSIDE
But you still owe me.
X-THA-006
CARDS SAY IT ALL

FRONT
There aren't words big enough to show my gratitude.

INSIDE
So thanks.

X-THA-007
SAYING IT CUZ I HAVE TO

FRONT
Thanks.

INSIDE
I guess.

X-THA-008
WE HAVE MANNERS

FRONT
We don't know how to thank you.

INSIDE
So we'll just sign our names in this card.

X-THA-009
FROM US FUCKERS

FRONT
People just don't send thank you cards like they used to.

INSIDE
Fucking jerks.

X-THA-010
FUCK US AWESOMELY

FRONT
Thank you.

INSIDE
You're fucking awesome.
THANK YOU

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THANK YOU

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