X-THI-001
I'M A PERVERT

FRONT
Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you.

INSIDE
And you're naked.
X-THI-002
MASTURBATION NATION

FRONT
All I can do is think about you.

INSIDE
And it's making me touch myself.

X-THI-003
ROBOTS CAN CHEAT

FRONT
You're the only thing
on my mind.

INSIDE
Well, you and that
blonde I nailed last
night.
X-THI-004
I THINK I HATE YOU

FRONT
I can't stop thinking about you.

INSIDE
And it's making me hate you.

X-THI-005
FUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT

FRONT
I've been thinking about you.

INSIDE
And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?

X-THI-006
BONE CRACKER

FRONT
I hope you've been thinking about me as much as I've been thinking about you.

INSIDE
If not I might have to break your legs.

X-THI-007
CREEPED OUT

FRONT
I think about you all the time.

INSIDE
It's actually kind of creepy.

X-THI-008
I DON'T THINK

FRONT
Everyone has been thinking about you.

INSIDE
Well, not me.

X-THI-009
LIKE YOU, HATE YOU

FRONT
We've all been thinking about you.

INSIDE
And we've decided we don't like you anymore.

X-THI-010
NEGATIVE NANCY

FRONT
We've been thinking about you.

INSIDE
Mostly negative thoughts.


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