X-VAL-001
HAMSTERS LIKE SLUTS

FRONT
Will you be my Valentine?

INSIDE
I like you cuz you're slutty.
X-VAL-002
HIPPOS WANT SEX

FRONT
Will you be my Valentine?

INSIDE
Wait, you like to put out. Right?

X-VAL-003
LOVE SUCKS

FRONT
I love Valentine's Day.

INSIDE
I just don't love you.
X-VAL-004
UGLIES BUMPIN UGLIES

FRONT
I heard you don't have a Valentine yet.

INSIDE
I bet its because you're ugly.
X-VAL-005
ENVY AND ME

FRONT
There's one reason I'm giving you this card.

INSIDE
The card companies tell me I have to.
X-VAL-006
THERE'S NO CHANCE

FRONT
I spoke with cupid last night.

INSIDE
You're going to die alone.
VALENTINE'S DAY

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