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X-VAL-001
HAMSTERS LIKE SLUTS FRONT Will you be my Valentine? INSIDE I like you cuz you're slutty. |
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X-VAL-002
HIPPOS WANT SEX FRONT Will you be my Valentine? INSIDE Wait, you like to put out. Right? |
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X-VAL-003
LOVE SUCKS FRONT I love Valentine's Day. INSIDE I just don't love you. |
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X-VAL-004
UGLIES BUMPIN UGLIES FRONT I heard you don't have a Valentine yet. INSIDE I bet its because you're ugly. |
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X-VAL-005
ENVY AND ME FRONT There's one reason I'm giving you this card. INSIDE The card companies tell me I have to. |
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X-VAL-006
THERE'S NO CHANCE FRONT I spoke with cupid last night. INSIDE You're going to die alone. |
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X-VAL-007
HOOKERS FRONT Don't worry about being alone on Valentine's Day. INSIDE That's what hookers are for. |
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X-VAL-008
LET'S DO IT MONKEY STYLE FRONT Happy Valentine's Day. INSIDE Let's get freaky. |
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X-VAL-009
NO ONE ELSE WILL FRONT This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. INSIDE Fuck. |
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X-VAL-010
GIVE ME SUGAR BABY FRONT Valentine’s Day is about love and spending time together. INSIDE But I’d prefer chocolate. |
