X-VAL-011
THE GIFT OF ME

FRONT
I have the best Valentine’s gift for you.

INSIDE
My naked body.
X-VAL-O12
NO ONE LOVES TURTLES

FRONT
It’s time time of year again.

INSIDE
Too bad no one loves you.

X-VAL-O13
OH OH OH SO LONELY

FRONT
Being alone on Valentine’s Day is okay.

INSIDE
As long as you don’t mind
masturbating.
X-VAL-O14
THE CHEAPER THE BETTER

FRONT
Today is the day of love.

INSIDE
Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex.

X-VAL-O15
CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY

FRONT
You deserve the best Valentine’s Day ever.

INSIDE
Too bad all I can afford is this card.
X-VAL-O16
CUPID STINKS

FRONT
Cupid is great.

INSIDE
But I think his aim was off when
he put us together
.

X-VAL-O17
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

FRONT
Will you be my Valentine?

INSIDE
I’ll give you an orgasm.
X-VAL-O18
I’M DESPERATE

FRONT
Will you be my Valentine?

INSIDE
Please.

X-VAL-O19
DRINK AWAY OUR TEARS

FRONT
It’s Valentine’s Day again.

INSIDE
Let’s get drunk.
X-VAL-O2O
SINGLE LOSERS

FRONT
Valentine’s Day is a day to
celebrate love.

INSIDE
And to laugh at single people
.
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