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X-VAL-001
HAMSTERS LIKE SLUTS FRONT Will you be my Valentine? INSIDE I like you cuz you're slutty. |
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X-VAL-002
HIPPOS WANT SEX FRONT Will you be my Valentine? INSIDE Wait, you like to put out. Right? |
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X-VAL-003
LOVE SUCKS FRONT I love Valentine's Day. INSIDE I just don't love you. |
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X-VAL-004
UGLIES BUMPIN UGLIES FRONT I heard you don't have a Valentine yet. INSIDE I bet its because you're ugly. |
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X-VAL-005
ENVY AND ME FRONT There's one reason I'm giving you this card. INSIDE The card companies tell me I have to. |
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X-VAL-006
THERE'S NO CHANCE FRONT I spoke with cupid last night. INSIDE You're going to die alone. |
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X-VAL-007
HOOKERS FRONT Don't worry about being alone on Valentine's Day. INSIDE That's what hookers are for. |
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X-VAL-008
LET'S DO IT MONKEY STYLE FRONT Happy Valentine's Day. INSIDE Let's get freaky. |
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X-VAL-009
NO ONE ELSE WILL FRONT This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. INSIDE Fuck. |
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X-VAL-010
GIVE ME SUGAR BABY FRONT Valentine’s Day is about love and spending time together. INSIDE But I’d prefer chocolate. |
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X-VAL-011
THE GIFT OF ME FRONT I have the best Valentine’s gift for you. INSIDE My naked body. |
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X-VAL-O12
NO ONE LOVES TURTLES FRONT It’s time time of year again. INSIDE Too bad no one loves you. |
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X-VAL-O13
OH OH OH SO LONELY FRONT Being alone on Valentine’s Day is okay. INSIDE As long as you don’t mind masturbating. |
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X-VAL-O14
THE CHEAPER THE BETTER FRONT Today is the day of love. INSIDE Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex. |
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X-VAL-O15
CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY FRONT You deserve the best Valentine’s Day ever. INSIDE Too bad all I can afford is this card. |
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X-VAL-O16
CUPID STINKS FRONT Cupid is great. INSIDE But I think his aim was off when he put us together. |
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X-VAL-O17
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT FRONT Will you be my Valentine? INSIDE I’ll give you an orgasm. |
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X-VAL-O18
I’M DESPERATE FRONT Will you be my Valentine? INSIDE Please. |
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X-VAL-O19
DRINK AWAY OUR TEARS FRONT It’s Valentine’s Day again. INSIDE Let’s get drunk. |
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X-VAL-O2O
SINGLE LOSERS FRONT Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love. INSIDE And to laugh at single people. |
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X-VAL-021
WIFE ONE TWO THREE FRONT Have you heard about cupid? INSIDE He's a polygamist. |
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X-VAL-O22
DON'T KILL ME FRONT Will you be mine? INSIDE Say yes or I'll hurt you. |
