X-WED-001
MONKEY LOVE IS BOGUS

FRONT
Congratulations on your big day.

INSIDE
When you two get a divorce, call me.
X-WED-002
MR. AND MRS. SEXLESS

FRONT
Things change when you get married.

INSIDE
Like you have to stop sleeping around.

X-WED-003
DUMB MARRIED TYPE

FRONT
You two are tying the knot?

INSIDE
Talk about dumb and dumber.
X-WED-004
SHEEPISH WEDDING

FRONT
Both of you have done a lot in your lives.

INSIDE
But getting married has got to be the lamest.

X-WED-005
QUITTERS NEVER WED

FRONT
You're taking the walk down the aisle?

INSIDE
I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.
X-WED-006
REVENGE OF THE NERDS

FRONT
It's great that you two found each other.

INSIDE
Weirdos gotta stick together.

X-WED-007
ROBOTS NEVER DIE

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
I always thought you'd die alone.
X-WED-008
UPPER LIP HAIR

FRONT
You'll make a beautiful bride.

INSIDE
But you should probably lose the moustache.

X-WED-009
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

FRONT
So you're engaged?

INSIDE
I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.
X-WED-010
SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN

FRONT
I heard you're getting hitched.

INSIDE
You get knocked up or something?
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WEDDING

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