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X-WED-011
PLEASE, DON'T DO IT FRONT Congratulations. INSIDE Remember, it's not too late until you say, "I do." |
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X-WED-012
LOPES TIMES TWO FRONT Congratulations on your big day. INSIDE It's about fucking time. |
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X-WED-013
RUN FRONT I hear wedding bells. INSIDE Run. |
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X-WED-014
WEDDING CRASHERS FRONT I love going to weddings. INSIDE But there's no way I'm going to yours. |
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X-WED-015
I THEE WED FRONT Marriage is a wonderful thing. INSIDE For the first few months anyway. |
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X-WED-016
COUPLE OF LOSERS FRONT You're the type of couple that will be together forever. INSIDE Yeah right. You don't stand a chance. |
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X-WED-017 YOU'RE BETTER SINGLE FRONT I heard you're getting married. INSIDE That's too bad. |
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X-WED-018 HORSES JUST FUCK FRONT What great news. INSIDE You are capable of love. |
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X-WED-019 CURLY HAIRED FUCKER FRONT I always knew you two would get married. INSIDE But that doesn't mean I approve. |
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X-WED-020 YOU SUCK TOGETHER FRONT Enjoy your wedding day. INSIDE Because I won't. |