X-WED-011
PLEASE, DON'T DO IT

FRONT
Congratulations.

INSIDE
Remember, it's not too late until you say, "I do."
X-WED-012
LOPES TIMES TWO

FRONT
Congratulations on your big day.

INSIDE
It's about fucking time.

X-WED-013
RUN

FRONT
I hear wedding bells.

INSIDE
Run.
X-WED-014
WEDDING CRASHERS

FRONT
I love going to weddings.

INSIDE
But there's no way I'm going to yours.

X-WED-015
I THEE WED

FRONT
Marriage is a wonderful thing.

INSIDE
For the first few months anyway.
X-WED-016
COUPLE OF LOSERS

FRONT
You're the type of couple that will be together forever.

INSIDE
Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.

X-WED-017
YOU'RE BETTER SINGLE

FRONT
I heard you're getting married.

INSIDE
That's too bad.

X-WED-018
HORSES JUST FUCK

FRONT
What great news.

INSIDE
You are capable of love.

X-WED-019
CURLY HAIRED FUCKER

FRONT
I always knew you two would get married.

INSIDE
But that doesn't mean I approve.

X-WED-020
YOU SUCK TOGETHER

FRONT
Enjoy your wedding day.

INSIDE
Because I won't.
WEDDING

1 | 2 | Show All
WEDDING

1 | 2 | Show All