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X-WED-001
MONKEY LOVE IS BOGUS FRONT Congratulations on your big day. INSIDE When you two get a divorce, call me. |
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X-WED-002
MR. AND MRS. SEXLESS FRONT Things change when you get married. INSIDE Like you have to stop sleeping around. |
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X-WED-003
DUMB MARRIED TYPE FRONT You two are tying the knot? INSIDE Talk about dumb and dumber. |
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X-WED-004
SHEEPISH WEDDING FRONT Both of you have done a lot in your lives. INSIDE But getting married has got to be the lamest. |
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X-WED-005
QUITTERS NEVER WED FRONT You're taking the walk down the aisle? INSIDE I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else. |
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X-WED-006
REVENGE OF THE NERDS FRONT It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE Weirdos gotta stick together. |
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X-WED-007
ROBOTS NEVER DIE FRONT Congratulations. INSIDE I always thought you'd die alone. |
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X-WED-008
UPPER LIP HAIR FRONT You'll make a beautiful bride. INSIDE But you should probably lose the moustache. |
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X-WED-009
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT FRONT So you're engaged? INSIDE I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material. |
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X-WED-010
SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN FRONT I heard you're getting hitched. INSIDE You get knocked up or something? |
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X-WED-011
PLEASE, DON'T DO IT FRONT Congratulations. INSIDE Remember, it's not too late until you say, "I do." |
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X-WED-012
LOPES TIMES TWO FRONT Congratulations on your big day. INSIDE It's about fucking time. |
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X-WED-013
RUN FRONT I hear wedding bells. INSIDE Run. |
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X-WED-014
WEDDING CRASHERS FRONT I love going to weddings. INSIDE But there's no way I'm going to yours. |
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X-WED-015
I THEE WED FRONT Marriage is a wonderful thing. INSIDE For the first few months anyway. |
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X-WED-016
COUPLE OF LOSERS FRONT You're the type of couple that will be together forever. INSIDE Yeah right. You don't stand a chance. |
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X-WED-017 YOU'RE BETTER SINGLE FRONT I heard you're getting married. INSIDE That's too bad. |
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X-WED-018 HORSES JUST FUCK FRONT What great news. INSIDE You are capable of love. |
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X-WED-019 CURLY HAIRED FUCKER FRONT I always knew you two would get married. INSIDE But that doesn't mean I approve. |
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X-WED-020 YOU SUCK TOGETHER FRONT Enjoy your wedding day. INSIDE Because I won't. |
